Had to do impromptu dental work on the dog with a sock monkey. He had a retained canine so we played tug-of-war with him until it came out.
I keep having dreams where I’m arguing with my parents. Like, full-blown shouting matches and throwing shit. It’s been a consistent theme in my dreams ever since I started taking zoloft.
(One of the dreams involved arguing with my late grandmother. I did not wake up happy.)
Have you guys heard about the new monument being built for Oklahoma’s Statehouse? The statue is a direct response to the state’s installation of a Ten Commandments monument outside the Capitol in 2012.
How fucking metal
On a related note, the sister of this girl I knew in high school made a Flying Spaghetti Monster statue that was put on our courthouse lawn, but stayed up for only a little while until they enacted a ban on religious symbols because they couldn’t legally ban only the FSM.
this guy is systematically undoing the world
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.
I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.
Oh my god this looks like a hipster post but it’s just the king of hell
not enough hipster galaxy overlay
there we go
Still not hipster enough, we need some profound and meaningless words on this.
Meaningless and profound enough?
Can someone tweet this to Mark…
This is like Jim all over again
DEAN REFERENCES THE BEST SHIT
I just want to point out that this means Dean has watched the Disney Channel.
at least that’s one part of a childhood that he actually got
But The Suite Life of Zack and Cody wasn’t on when Dean was a kid. It started in 2005, when Dean was 26. So that means he watched Disney Channel as an adult.
well he does know Jodie…
This ended better than the other one
this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.
why are we not talking about the fact that some of these screencaps are still movingShould I feel bad about reblogging this from my catholic school’s computer?
Wait why ARE the screen caps moving??!